To the tune of the refrain of Battle Hymn of the Republic, repeatedly.

Every woman is a lesbian at heart. (x3)
Especially your mom!

Every man, well he's a f****t at his core. (x3)
And the best ones know it too!

Every bi person has better sex than you. (x3)
Unless that's not their thing!

Every trans person is oh so beautiful. (x3)
And that's why we're T for T!

Every queer person is welcome in this song. (x3)
For together we are strong!